Wednesday, 15 August 2012

MAMPAM - Get Ahead Of The Games, Prepare Now!

The MAMnium seems to have caught people's imaginations, with Alex, Ben and Daniel adding a further 3 events to the parlour-based heptathlon of the decathlon of the velodrome. Read on to make sure that you are fully prepared for what is surely going to be a monster MAMPAM.

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

The Importance Of Being Punctual


With everyone champing at the bit to get this week's MAMnium* underway, let's make sure this gets underway on time.

*Jon's update: No bugle available for the MAMnium because Mike took it with him when he was turfed out by Claire (see above video) and Margaret. Replacement instruments are currently being sought.

Monday, 13 August 2012

The Úm Louts Match Report: Week VI

Week VI saw The Úm Louts drag ourselves onto the league leaders and our toughest test. Complications arose by way of the captain being waylaid and unable to play owing to a burst arm (or rib) and Pete having a broken arse. With the captain out of action it was up to me to write the report on yet another glorious defeat, following in a long line of glorious English defeats: the Light Brigade, Harold II and Gazza.

The Úm Louts Match Report: Week V

Week 5 of the Elms' Summer League saw the mighty warriors of the Úm Louts potted against the evil Rocketeers. We lost in an enthralling encounter but the mood in the camp was not darkened, as the Captain's email will show.


Let me take you back a few years.

Eight years in fact. A time when the ‘Double Dip’ meant nothing to anyone, where the Olympics were no more than a pipe dream, where The News Of The World was core reading on a Sunday. A time when Nokia ruled the roost, Snake 2 occupied our time, careers were being forged by all of us. Schumacher winning every week, Pie Club on a Thursday, Late Night London venues aplenty, before Joe swapped Balham for Brooklyn, and we swapped Joe for Pete.

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