It's taken a week, but by jove MAMPAM wasn't going to let us get away with not reporting on its latest awakening into the world of the living.
Regular readers will know about A Beautiful MAMPAM, which featured minimal bullying and ended with us watching interpretations of Chopin on Youtube. What a bloody disgrace, you might have thought, and quite right too. Well, MAMPAM clearly thought so, and hit back with lashings of Spontaneous Combustion sauce, causing mild breathing difficulties in at least two of the MAMMERs and PAMMERs (Alex and yours truly),
and some semi-homoerotic wrestling which ended in light of a risk assessment that revealed substantial potential damage to furniture and, subsequently, Jon's quality of co-existence with Claire.
Luckily, the age-old restorative rum rescued us from the preils of Spontaneous Combustion, and we all settled into a nice sleep. But not before watching the entire series of The Trip and guzzling down a swathe of pizzas, all washed down with lashings of hot Monster Munch.
Of course, some of us slept better than others.
The next MAMPAM is lost in the ether, and has no date. But at least we won't get lost, because you can now find MAMPAM on Foursquare.
Regular readers will know about A Beautiful MAMPAM, which featured minimal bullying and ended with us watching interpretations of Chopin on Youtube. What a bloody disgrace, you might have thought, and quite right too. Well, MAMPAM clearly thought so, and hit back with lashings of Spontaneous Combustion sauce, causing mild breathing difficulties in at least two of the MAMMERs and PAMMERs (Alex and yours truly),
and some semi-homoerotic wrestling which ended in light of a risk assessment that revealed substantial potential damage to furniture and, subsequently, Jon's quality of co-existence with Claire.
Luckily, the age-old restorative rum rescued us from the preils of Spontaneous Combustion, and we all settled into a nice sleep. But not before watching the entire series of The Trip and guzzling down a swathe of pizzas, all washed down with lashings of hot Monster Munch.
Of course, some of us slept better than others.
The next MAMPAM is lost in the ether, and has no date. But at least we won't get lost, because you can now find MAMPAM on Foursquare.
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