The MAMs and the PAMs

MAMPAM (Monster and Munch, Pizza and Munch) is a club dedicated to the finer things in life, including pizza, fine wine, Monster Munch, Tabasco Sauce, and god-awful films. It was created in the summer of this year by four London-based bon viveurs, and is still going strong. I shan't go into a great amount of detail here, but will provide a quick roundup of the key players involved. In the next blog I'll provide a quick update of what's been happening in the world of MAMPAM so far this year.



The MAMs and the PAMs
The success of any club stands or falls by the strength of its members (or mambers, as we prefer to call them). These men might not be innovative engineers, or great wits, or have much talent between them, but they have the courage of their convictions to make MAMPAM what it is today.

Benjamin Harry Simmons
Favourite Monster Munch Flavour: Pickled Onion
Favourite Films: Shark Attack 3
Pastime: arbitrary violence
Day Job: Amazon salesman (promotions dept)
Talent: gorging.

Alexander Thomas Green

Favourite Monster Munch Flavour: Nice n Spicy
Favourite Films: Blacklisted

Pastime: picking up things with toes.

Day Job: Playing with Mobile phones.
Talent: name conducive to anagrams (ie The Enraged Oral Sex Man; The German Anal Sex Do-er)






Daniel Geoffrey Jones
Favourite Monster Munch Flavour: Roast Beef

Favourite Films: Troll 2

Pastime: Goading little dogs.

Day Job: Making aeroplane noises

Talent: creating brass instruments from everyday objects.

Jonathan 'Rogers' Rogers
Favourite Monster Munch Flavour: Not fussy
Favourite Films: The Beast Of Yucca Flats

Pastime: Hypocrisy

Day Job: Singing to the deceased
Talent: none.