Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Captain's Email #1: 03-07-2012

In a bid to play catch up with real-life, I will be being a good Loutish Vice-Captain and publishing the rambling warblings of the Üm Lout Captain Alex Green to the troops here. To start off, here is the match report from Week 1, against Shaken Not Stirred FC of the Summer League...

The Üm Louts

MAMPAM has traditionally been a bastion and birthplace of many new traditions. Traditionally these traditions have erred on the side of more traditional traditions, such as the eating of pizza, the monstering of munch, and the regardement of Christ-bitingly crappy films.

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

STAGPAM

UPDATE: just found this draft post, written before STAGPAM and the Long Day's Journey Into Cardiff. It doesn't represent the best of the MAMPAM posts. No wonder I didn't post it before. But here it is for the sake of completion. As Martin the Dullard from Extras, or perhaps Hannibal Lecter in the role of Heideggerian analyst, would say: Enjoy!

STAGPAM


So it begins, the final descent into the oblivion of Caerdydd for one showdown before I leave single life and embark upon the road of marital bliss.

But MAMPAM isn't afraid, and comes along for the ride, lurking deep within each of us, the

MAMPAM: Strength Beyond Strength

I've been hearing some trash being talked and some bull being spouted about how MAMPAM fell off. 'Bout how MAMPAM be filled wit' milk-drinkers, sops and pantywaists. Well dang them! Dang them all! Listen up, let me tell you how it's going to go down.

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